Dost bolte ho, birthday aata hai, salary aati hai, job lagti hai — par treat kabhi nahi aati.
Bas. Aaj hisaab hoga. Roast karo, expose karo, aur treat loot lo.
👆 Dost ko bhejo. Uske reaction ka screenshot humein bhi bhej dena. 😂
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Roasts fire kiye gaye
aur count badhta ja raha hai 📈
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Treats jo kanjoos ne di
Shock laga? Humein bhi. 💀
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Doston ki kanjoosi rate
Baaki 1% bhi jhooth bol raha hai 🤥
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Biryani pending since 2019
Ab to biryani bhi retire ho gayi 🍗
01 // ROAST MACHINE 🔥
Naam daalo, level chuno, button dabao. Baaki kaam machine karegi — aur dost ka ego todegi. 💀
Khali chhoda to naam auto hoga: “Kanjoos No. 1” 😂
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ROASTS FIRED
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DOST KA GUSSA
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TREAT CHANCE
Yahan tumhare dost ki beizzati likhi jayegi...
Button dabao. Darna mat. Dost hai, seh lega. 😌
Tip: Roast copy karke dost ke WhatsApp group mein phenk do. Reaction dekhne layak hoga. 🍿
02 // KANJOOSI METER 📊
5 sawaal. 30 second. Sach bahar aa jayega. Jhooth bolne ka koi faida nahi — meter sab jaanta hai. 🕵️
1. Aakhri baar treat kab di thi? 🍔
2. Bill aate hi kya karta hai? 🧾
3. “Bhai paise nahi hain” kitni baar bola? 💸
4. Birthday pe kya karta hai? 🎂
5. Chai ke paise kaun deta hai? ☕
KANJOOSI METER
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Pehle 5 sawaalon ke jawab do...
Meter abhi so raha hai. Jagao usse. 😴
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04 // HALL OF SHAME 🏆💀
Ye wo legends hain jinhone treat dene se inkaar karke history banayi. Naam add karo, dost ko famous karo. 😂
➕ Apne dost ko Hall of Shame mein daalo
Ye list tumhare browser mein save hoti hai — dost ko link bhejo, wo khud dekh lega. 👀
05 // BAHANE BUSTER 🤡
💡 Pro tip
Jab dost kahe “kal pakka treat”, to usi waqt date, time aur jagah fix kar lo. “Kal” kanjoos ka favourite jhooth hai. Kal kabhi nahi aata. 📅
06 // TREAT DEMAND LETTER ✉️
Formal sa lagta hai, par andar se full brutal hai. Naam, wajah aur treat bharo — letter tayyar. Copy karo, dost ko bhejo, intezaar karo.
TREAT DEMAND DEPARTMENT • KANJOOS.EXE
Yahan tumhara demand letter aayega... Pehle left side se naam aur treat chuno, phir “Letter Banao” dabao. Dost padhega, hasega, phir — hopefully — treat dega. 😌
Note: Is notice ko ignore karna jurm hai. Saza: roz ek naya roast, subah shaam. 😤
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2 min mein
tayyar
😂
100% dost
hassega
🍗
Treat milne
ke chances ++
Abhi bhi soch
rahe ho? 🤨
Dost treat nahi de raha, tum website bhi nahi bhej rahe. Dono taraf se kanjoosi chal rahi hai. Link copy karo, group mein phenko, aur tamasha dekho. 🍿🔥
SHARE KARNE KE BAAD DOST KA REPLY AAYE TO SCREENSHOT BHEJNA MAT BHOOLNA 😂